LOVE REPORT
Your love report is based on an astrological chart drawn for the exact time and place of your birth. The alignments of the planets at the time of your birth are identified and their impact on your love life interpreted. This report, once generated, will never change.
YOU AS A LOVER
Not very many people know about the little kinky things you wear underneath that flannel suit, or those little pleasure enhancers you might carry in your briefcase - but you do! Love and sex are parts of your life that you turn to when you need a counterbalance for your (at times, unhealthy) focus on work. Fortunately, the gods of erotica have gifted you with a penchant for the peculiar and edgy in preferences. You'll enjoy playing the stern parent, or the little naughty baby, begging for a spanking.
Your sexiest body part: THE KNEES - for whatever reason you might be on them.
YOUR LOVE TRENDS
You wear your heart on your sleeve, and you don't neglect to let the important people in your life know how much they mean to you. Even when relationships don't work out the way you want them to, you can easily pick up and start all over again. You realize that people will come and go throughout your life, and if and when you find the one you want to make a life partner, you'll be able to handle that as well. You can probably avoid most of any relationship aggravation simply by choosing partners who are as simple, smart and straightforward as you are.
You have an easy time letting other people know how you feel, and this makes you likeable. It can, however, lead to some rather gullible behavior, too. You really can't expect other people to be as honest and nice as you, so be careful about allowing everyone you meet to know everything about you. Luckily you're very strong and sure about who you are, so should someone take your kindness for silliness, you'll recover from being hurt rather quickly. You know the right person is out there for you, and won't stop until you're finally together.
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